LockedIn parody wordmark — LinkedIn became LockedIn$LOCKEDINClocked in or locked in?$LOCKEDIN / $MSFTFollow
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LockedIn parody wordmark — LinkedIn became LockedIn

The choice
is pretty simple.

Clocked in
or
Locked in.

LinkedIn or $LockedIn

It's Labor Day. Everyone else gets one day off work. We're trying to make it permanent.

$LOCKEDIN / $MSFT

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The choice

Clocked in

Alarm
6:30 AM
Commute
45 minutes
Boss
Online
Meetings
6
LinkedIn
Open
Salary
Pending
Retirement
40 years

Stay clocked in

Locked in

Wake up
Whenever
Charts
Open
X
Open
Trenches
Active
LinkedIn
Closed
Conviction
Max

Choose your side.

LinkedIn
or
$LockedIn

LinkedIn is where you go when you're looking for another job.

$LockedIn is what happens when you stop looking for one.

One is about building your résumé. The other is about building conviction.

One asks: “Where do you see yourself in five years?”

The other says: LOCK IN.

We don't need another connection. We need conviction.

Clocked in?

❌

Locked in?

✅

ClockedIn means: working because you have to.

LockedIn means: committing because you want to.

Your employment status doesn't matter.
Your lock-in status does.

Happy Labor Day.

Today everyone gets one day off work. We want more.

Labor Day celebrates workers.

So naturally, this is the perfect day to launch the coin for people choosing between spending their lives ClockedIn... or actually Locking In.

One day off isn't enough. Lock in. $LOCKEDIN

Why $MSFT?

  1. Microsoft owns LinkedIn.
    ↓
  2. LinkedIn is where millions of people go to find jobs.
    ↓
  3. That's where the clocked-in loop starts again.
    ↓
  4. PONS lets memes pair with assets.
    ↓
  5. So: $LOCKEDIN / $MSFT

The escape from LinkedIn paired with the company that owns LinkedIn.

Microsoft and LinkedIn have no affiliation with $LOCKEDIN. The pairing is thematic / satirical.

The corporate loop

  1. School
    ↓
  2. College
    ↓
  3. LinkedIn
    ↓
  4. Apply
    ↓
  5. Interview
    ↓
  6. Job
    ↓
  7. Clock in
    ↓
  8. Work
    ↓
  9. Clock out
    ↓
  10. Repeat
Or...
Lock in.
↓
$LOCKEDIN

Your profile

LockedIn parody wordmark — LinkedIn became LockedIn
Average Trencher
Full-time locked in
Current position
Not clocked in
Experience
Buying things after they've already run
Education
15+ years
Availability
Not open to work.
Relevant skills
  • conviction
  • refreshing charts
  • ignoring recruiters
  • saying “genny”
  • staying locked in
#LOCKEDIN

Are you open to work?

Corporate language translator

“We're looking for a self-starter.”

Lock in.

“Where do you see yourself in five years?”

Not clocked in.

“We're a family.”

Run.

“Competitive compensation.”

Lock in harder.

The trenches don't clock in.

There is no boss. No HR. No annual review. No résumé.

Nobody asks for five years of experience.

You either understand the opportunity... or you don't.

You either stay ClockedIn... or:

You lock in.

Ready to lock in?

This is a joke website interaction. Nothing is sent anywhere. Do not actually resign.

Average locked-in workday

  1. 09:00Ignore LinkedIn
  2. 10:00Open X
  3. 11:00Check charts
  4. 12:00Say “I'm done with memecoins”
  5. 12:04Buy another memecoin
  6. 14:00Lock in
  7. 18:00Still locked in
  8. 02:00Very locked in
Time clocked in today
00:00:00
Time locked in
23:59:59

How locked in are you?

25% — Checking charts at work
  • 0% Employed
  • 25% Checking charts at work
  • 50% LinkedIn deleted
  • 75% Told your boss about memecoins
  • 100% Locked in

Meme wall

LinkedIn OR $LockedIn
Clocked in for 40 years? I'd rather lock in.
Recruiter: “Are you open to work?” Me: No I'm locked in.
It's Labor Day. I will not be laboring.
Microsoft owns LinkedIn. We own the joke. $LOCKEDIN / $MSFT
The choice was always simple. Clocked in or locked in.

The pair is part of the meme.

PONS lets memes trade against real-world assets.

That means the asset itself can complete the joke.

$LockedIn is the alternative to LinkedIn. Microsoft owns LinkedIn.

$LOCKEDIN / $MSFT

LinkedIn vs LockedIn.

The corporate world vs the trenches.

ClockedIn vs LockedIn.

You have two options.

Clocked in. Or locked in.

$LOCKEDIN / $MSFT

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